The Master's Guide to the Easy Mak.
(A Guide for the Online Pimp)
Written by:  Joshua Keatts a.k.a. sm00th1
Co-Written by: Brian Williams a.k.a. Cyribis

     We would first like to welcome you to the Master's Guide to the Easy Mak.  Who are 'we' you ask?  We are, quite simply, the Masters.  Now, allow us to introduce ourselves.  We are most commonly, amongst friends, known as  sm00th1 and Cyribis. In the mediums of WestWood Chatª and ICQª.  Through our times in and out of these mediums we (Cyribis and I) have met many wonderful people and made very good, close and trusted friends.  In time, as in all things, Cyribis and I have met many ladies in addition to making friends in our "hang outs (Westwood and ICQ).  Cyribis, more so than I, has been extremely successful meeting many lovely and kind young ladies.  Our combined experiences online have spawned this, the Master's Guide to the Easy Mak, and made possible, by our unique styles of approach, this 'how to' guide.  There is not a day that goes by in which, we observe in chat, a person in flames, commonly known as the "Crash 'n' Burn".

     Now about the techniques, please remember that these techniques are patented.  The techniques demonstrated may be used in application, but not rewritten copied or distributed.  Any violation of the mandates outlined will be considered plagarism and is punishable by law. The following sections will be covered throughout the rest of this page and is listed by number and section title.

Table of Contents:
1. "What the 'mak' is"
2. "Using the Right Nickname"
3. "Selecting your subject"
4. "Introducing Yourself"
5. "Things to say and NOT to say"
6. "What a Crash 'n' Burn is and how to avoid it"
7. "How many girls you can successfully mak on at once"
8. " Author's Closing Comments"

1.)  "What the 'mak' is"

     The 'mak': although this term is not defined by the Webster's Dictionary, it is a very popular term among the many users of the Internet.  The mak is defined as an action in which one member of a sex makes simple advances toward, or 'hits' on, a member of the opposite sex.  The 'mak', in action, is that bold member going up to one of the opposite sex and making he or she think that you are "da man/woman."  This is not a difficult task to accomplish, with the right guidance.   Cyribis and I (sm00th1) are developing this easy to follow guide to help the "mak retarded".  The things you will learn, in this easy how to guide to the mak, will forever change your whole approach to things.  To be considered a 'mak' is trivial but master the mak is difficult. It is our sincerest desire that you set aside your ways and master the mak rather than be a mak. 

2.)  "Using the right nickname"

     Ok, we have explained what the mak is.  Now that you understand the premise for what we are teaching you must start simply.  First things first, in order to make an impact upon people a nickname is required.  Having the right nickname is just as important as your selection of a person of the opposite sex's nickname.  You must have a smooth nickname something that will get peoples attention toward you in a positive meaningful manner.  Something easy to say and easy to remember.  Also, your nickname says something about yourself.  For example, my nic: sm00th1 reflects the smooth, easy going type of guy I am.  The nic of Cyribis, reflects mystery, intrigue and strength.  All that in a nickname you say?  Yes, the key is to get someone to notice you positively it creates a door of utterance for you and makes your 'mak' that much easier.  Think of your nickname as not only a name but as a tool.  Cyribis and I could choose a nickname for you, but that would defeat the purpose of you properly learning how to mak. 

3.)  "Selecting your subject"

     Selecting a subject??  Yes, surprise surprise!!  Well, of course, the selection of the person you intend to mak on is so very important.  First, look for a legitimate nickname.  For example, in my earlier days online, one of my first mak's was named SKORE.  Don't tell me you don't see a few implications in a name like that?  Although it is a name the suggestiveness of it does grab your attention does it not?  Look for something that grabs your attention.  I wouldn't suggest any weird or hard to pronounce nicknames you may find yourself confused when looking that person up again online.  In addition to difficulties in locating them these people can, in many cases, be weird; hence their nickname.  I would suggest something that looks like a "girltype" nick if you are a guy and something that looks like a "guy-type" nick if you are a girlie.  This is important if you would like to avoid those embarrassing confrontation where you think it's a girl/guy but you are not sure.  Also, pick a person that is involved in the chat rooms actively.  You will find that a person who is active in the chat is usually a person who is a regular to the place where you go and in addition they are the people who will, incidentally, get to know you.

4.)  "Introducing Yourself"

     Difficulty is already setting in.  We did not say that this was an easy process.  Cyribis and I are merely showing you a step by step approach.  If our approach is followed results, although not guaranteed, will be produced.  The results are all dependant upon the person initiating the mak and there level of confidence.  Without confidence this is probably the most difficult part of the 'mak' process.  One wrong move, and the whole process is down the tubes.  This is the time to be creative.  Each situation is unique and allows you to control your mak differently.  We (Cyribis and I, sm00th1) cannot tell you our introductions mostly because we want you to be creative in your efforts.  Catchy "oneliners" are usually a safe bet. Let us leave you with a warning, don't use one-liners that are over used and cheesy.  Never start out with more than a catchy "oneliner."  You will find yourself babbling, and that will only run the person, whom you are working your mak on, away.

5.)  "Things to say and NOT to say"

     Communication is your most valuable asset in the mak.  If you are unable to speak with whit I have a few suggestions for you.  First plan a list of "catch-phrases" and have them next to you so that you can refer to them quickly when you need that extra touch on your mak.  Things that are ok to say are things you wouldn't mind saying around your minister.  These things usually include compliments about the person; whether physical or other.  For instance, telling the person that they have a "wonderful personality" or telling them that they are "one of the most beautiful people that you have ever seen" is usually ok to say.  All compliments are good.  The type of things you would NOT want to say would be things that are utterly derogatory.  A few nono's don't use improper language, cursing, or making fun of a person; these usually don't impress anyone.  Be tactful, there will be times when you back yourself into a corner if you've backed yourself into a corner it is probably because you've lied to this person.  NEVER LIE, it is ok to not answer a question or to change the subject but lying is THE CARDINAL SIN to the mak.

6.)  "What a Crash 'n' Burn is and how to avoid it"

What do you mean by Crash 'n' burn you ask?  A "Crash 'n' Burn", which we will refer to as "CnB," is when you botch your mak.  This is when he/she will basically "burst your bubble" in the process of makkin.  To others around you, this will be quite funny, in fact, it may be funny to you as well or it may be utterly humiliating.  If you take it as funny you may be able to recover but a CnB recovery is VERY rare.  I (sm00th1) know when I am makkin and my brother, Cyribis, is around and I CnB...he laughs his butt off and vise versa.  However, to a beginner in the makkin CnB is a serious thing.  Just two rules to avoiding the CnB.  First don't lie and you'll usually do ok if you are a strait arrow and secondly don't take your CnB too seriously because no one else is.  CnB's aren't a frequent occurrence but do remember that as a mak beginner CnB's will be more frequent than the CnB ratio of Cyribis and I.

7.)  "How Many Girls you can Successfully Mak on at Once"

    If you've read this far, and think that some of our guide is difficult, then perhaps this portion should not be attempted. The "multiple mak" is not for inexperienced.  For one, your chance of CnB dramatically increases. Only practice will allow you to do the multiple mak with the efficiency that Cyribis and I have. Now, how many girls can you mak on successfully? Well, it depends on how well you follow this guide. I would suggest trying only after weeks of practice.  At that point you could possibly manage 3 girls at once.  However, I would only suggest 1 girl at a time in a chat room on a program that has open chat areas.  On ICQ or AOL's IM, however, 3 would be a good number to keep yourself at until you've mastered the concepts of the mak.  How to manage all this is all in technique. First, want to keep things in order. Do not mix up names. Second, remember the details of the conversations people that have been discussing with you.  Keep distinct strains of information in your mind and you will be able to keep them razzled and dazzled as you lay down your mak.  A suggestion, use a note pad to write a column with a name at the top of each column and write notes as you converse.  Yes, I know it is a lot of information to keep up with, but Cyribis and I warned you that this was not going to be easy.  Only hard work and dedication will earn you a place among the masters of mak. Laying your mak down is like anything else, it requires learning and practice. Soon you too can be almost as good as Cyribis and I. Putting the mak on many girls at once has become second nature to us. Soon, with the help of this guide, you too will be able to mak your way into many women's hearts.

8.)  "Author's Closing Comments"

     These techniques have been proven useful in the online world.  To order the full manuscript including all of our patented secrets "The Complete Master's Guide to the Easy Mak" please email us with your request and we will send back more information.  Cyribis and I, Would like to hear about your successes.  Please, feel free to email us.  If you have any additional tips for this article please let us know and we will add a section if we deem it good enough and give you credit.  

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