The Gay Whale Organization
(This site is dedicated to Tiff for her many contributions)
I'm sure by now there are a number of
critics upon seeing the title of this organization's page. Please, let me reassure you that this Organization is purely legitimate. My associates and I have devoted the last 4 years of our lives to the study of a very
rare species of whale. Many of the whales within this species are homosexual.
We made our historic discovery November 28, 1997. We had documented at least 14 gay whale cases. We have
captured and tagged each one of these rare animals to track their activities.  Here is our problem; because the whales are gay they are
going to die off. They are not procreating with female whales. The problem of whale homosexuality has come to such a severe point that there have been no pregnant female whales in this
species over the 4 years we have studied these animals. We ask that you take seriously our research. We do have a plan and let me outline it for you so that you can see that your investment in
the lives of these precious animals will be well spent.
The plan works as follows: 1. We will recapture the animals that we tagged and getting
sperm samples from each.
2. We are in the process of tagging all female whales of this
species
3. In order to aid these whales with the continuation of their
rare species we will artificially inseminate the female
whales.
4. We are taking DNA samples of each whale so that
we may isolate the gene that is determining the whale
sexuality
If you have an interest in this cause feel free to get in contact with us. We would appreciate any donations. We are currently
in the process of ataining federal grants to continue our study and research. We ask that you donate a minimum of 15 dollars a
month which is 50 cents a day. A small price to pay to guarantee the existance of this rare species. Send Check, Cash or Money Order to:
The Gay Whale Organization
P.O. Box 666
San Fransisco, Ca 95610 |
